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	POCKET DISGUSTING SOUND MACHINE Here it is, the ultimate Gross Out Device! Carry this unique machine in your pocket and gross out friends and strangers with the simple touch of a button. Great for those awkwardly quiet elevator rides, or while sitting in a rest room stall. The possibilities are limited only to your imagination! 6 disgusting sounds: Burp, Puke, Dry Heaves, Loogie Snort, Quick Fart & Long Fart. Batteries included. Price.................$9.95 Quantity:
	POCKET PHONE EXCUSES MACHINE Have you ever needed help getting off the phone with someone? Well we have just the solution for you. This little Excuse Machine gives you 6 different sounds that will help you out of the tightest spots and get you off the phone fast. Includes: Baby Crying, Door Bell, Siren, Static, Car Crashing and Knock Knock Chinese Food! Price.................$9.95 Quantity:
	POCKET BS BLASTER SOUND MACHINE Ever want to call a BSer out on the carpet? Well now you can with this unique device. It is perfect for those tall tales by the water cooler, or those creative used car salesmen. Simply press 1 of 6 buttons and stop those BSers in their tracks. Includes: Bullshit!, Put your boots on the shit is getting deep!, You’re so full of shit your eyes are brown!, LIAR LIAR Pants on fire!, more! Price.................$9.95 Quantity:
	Ultraviolet Spy Pen Pretend you’re an international super spy on an undercover operation to save the world from an evil maniac with plans to take over the world with a solar-powered satellite laser gun. What is the one accessory you’d need most? The Spy Pen, of course! Each 5" (12.7 cm) plastic spy pen features ink that is made of special high-brightness compounds that are invisible to the naked eye, but magically illuminate when exposed to ultraviolet light. A black light is conveniently located on the opposite end of the pen, allowing you to read any messages left to you by your spy friends. Perfect for writing down secret spy messages, scrawling secret grocery lists, or keeping a catalogue of all of your Internet passwords. Not designed for magic, but the possibilities are endless. Battery included. Price.................$8.95
	World’s Largest Underpants These 100% cotton, 100" (254 cm) waist underpants stretch the deﬁnition of briefs. Each high-quality undergarment has a convenient double ﬂap in the front and a sturdy elastic band to ﬁt around the waist for maximum comfort. They come in the traditional white only and will shrink a bit after washing. Clear acetate box with illustrated insert. Price.................$19.98

	Rubber Chicken A PLUCKED CHICKEN FOR "FOWL" PLAY is a never-failing sourse of hilarious party fun - a joke that never lays an egg! Looks real, feels real! Guests will crow with delight when this gag chicken suddenly appears - on a silver platter, in the shower, guest bed, sofas etc. Made of rubber, moulded in faithful detail of form and color, with a red cockscomb, yellow feet, sharp looking claws! Stuff it with paper for a plump or skinny look. Price................$9.95
	Fart Machine 2 Electronic Whoopee Cushion Plant this radio controlled device under a chair and create an embarrassing sound from 50 feet away! The novelty toy that has brought happiness to countless humans around the globe! Best Seller! Price.................$19.95

CRAZY CLUCK THE WACKY CHICKEN

The Crazy Cluck Chicken flaps and waddles around while doing the "Chicken Dance", clucking and flapping his wings in sync with the melody! Grab him by the neck and lift him up while he does his annoying little dance, and we will squawk and cluck like mad, flapping his wings wildly and if he is gagging and choking! Choke the chicken and watch him go wild! Batteries included.

Price.................$29.95

Poopin Pig Keychain

It's the Pooping Poopin' Pig Key Chain. That's right, squeeze the little critter, and his gooey gack pops out.

The Poopin' Pig Keychain is a great stress reliever, especially when driving and sitting in traffic! Measuring about 2"x1"

Price.................$1.95

Fortune Telling Fish

An Amazing discovery of the exotic Far East. This fish shaped novelty when placed in someone's hand will curl in a particular way. The clues to interpreting a persons personality by the way the fish curls are printed on the outer envelope in which each of these fantastic fish come packed.

Package of 3 Price......$1.00

Squirt Lighter

Fill this lighter with water and get ready. Wait for someone to ask you for a "light", and begin squirting, or leave it lying around and let your victims squirt themselves.

Disappearing Ink Squirter

Ink vanishes completely as it dries, ready for instant use. Packed in a plastic squirt tube.

	Dollar Snatcher Lay the bill on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, it snaps up into your hand! The dollar snatcher is an all time classic joke item. Price.................$3.50
	The Surprising Arm Hang it out of the trunk of your car or the toilet bowl tank or even the refrigerator door and watch the face of someone who spots it! Looks so real, its incredible! Price.................$8.50
	Phony Squirt Mustard Squeeze these realistic soft plastic mustard and catsup bottles and out shoots a perfect imitation of the real stuff. Astonished victims will duck every time. The trick: A colored string is ejected as you squeeze. Price.................$2.00
	Phony Squirt Ketchup Squeeze these realistic soft plastic mustard and catsup bottles and out shoots a perfect imitation of the real stuff. Astonished victims will duck every time. The trick: A colored string is ejected as you squeeze. Price.................$2.00

	Snake Peanut Brittle Two huge five foot snakes leap out of a can labeled Peanut Brittle. Ten feet of snakes in a six inch can. Price.............$17.00
	Parking Violation Parking Tickets Comic Parking Summons for those hogs who take up more space than they're entitled to full of hilarious advice & threats. Padded 25 summonses. Price.................$1.50
	Puff-Cigarettes (2 King Size) This ia a great gag to pull on someone, especially if they think you are not supposed to be smoking. They look real, right down to the filter tip. They smoke too! Price.................$1.00
	Finger Traps Good quality, always popular finger traps. As the fingers are pulled apart the trap tightens. Package of 3 Price.................$1.00

	Snake Jelly Beans Can Two huge five foot cloth covered snakes leap out of a can labeled Jelly Beans. Ten feet of snakes in a six inch can. Price.................$14.50
	Bagel Surprise This delicious looking bagel, sits innocently on its little paper plate. But when they pick it up, a cockroach dangles below from a string. Yikes! This gag is a blast and can really get a yelp out of your victim. Price.................$5.95
	Talking Teeth The classic gag is back! Wind up these fake choppers and they will begin to open and close quickly as if talking! Great as a birthday gift. Price.................$5.00
	Crystal Ball - With Stand Peek into the future, gaze into the ball!! Discover many uses! it lends mystery to your act! Price.................$16.50
	EXPLODING PEN Bang device explodes a cap when someone removes the top of the pen. A great gag for school or work. Bang caps are needed to use this pen. Price.................$2.95
	Star Bang Caps 96 caps per package. All bang jokes use these caps. Price.................$1.00 Quantity:

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